Op Volle Toeren

As a kid I watched it religiously every week. I enjoyed it. You can't blame me for that, I was a kid. And now, now I'm older and wiser, I still get a kick out of it, although for completely different reasons. I love the horribleness of it. I love the cheesiness. I love the honesty. I watched this whole clip, threw away two minutes of my life in the process, and I don't regret it, even though I feel a tad guilty for it. And in making you watch the darn clip as well I feel even guiltier.

CSI

I love to watch Crime Scene Investigation. Can't get enough of it really. Those detectives are so smart, handsome and funny. I wish I could be one of them.

But I'm an Alpha... At Highschool I skipped chemistry as soon as I could. I did 4 languages, Music, History and Geography. Not even Maths. And now I have a Major in Theatre. That doesn't bring me any closer to becoming a CSI Detective.

Furthermore, I am easily scared. Never watch horror movies or else I can't sleep. Discovering corpses in real life would probably knock me out.

Most of all, I have a lot of trouble keeping my desk tidy. I would probably misplace all the evidence.

Hmm, so far for becoming a CSI Detective.

I'm working on the smart, handsome and funny though. That might help.

Look at this intro and tell me: don't YOU wanna be a CSI detective?

I just love hoovering

I think I'll let the images speack for themselves for this one.


The only thing I want to stress is that it is not about the woman's clothes. I just love to vacuum my living room to the music of Queen. It gives so much satisfaction to do a woman's job the right way, not that I want to be a woman or think vacuum cleaning is a woman's job. It is just that doing this every Wednesday evening gives me such a great feeling especially when I think that the boy from next door is watching me. Not that I'm some kind of perverted gay man. No, no, no, I really just love to suck dirt.

Freddy.

Hiding DVDs

Oh yes! When I go to a DVD store I love to take a particular DVD of which there is only one left, say "Dances with Wolves" and hide it under a stack of completely different DVDs, say "Lesbian Spanking Inferno". Hi hi. It's so easy to do and it causes such a big amount of fuss. The guys from the store know from their inventory lists that they must have "Dances with Wolves", but the only way to find it is to turn over every other stack of DVDs in the store. Someone looking for romance will never find his DVD. Someone leafing through the stack of spank-DVDs suddenly gets the shock of seeing Kevin Costner (that's the worst one).

I hope I someday own my own DVD store and I'll disorder the DVDs as much as I can. Isn't it nice to find DVDs by accident instead of on purpose?