Kon Ni Chi Wa! That's what they say in Japan when they want to say 'hello'. I work as a night watchman for a big Suzuki-centre in Canada. They sell Japanese scooters, cars and other vehicles here. Stan is short for Stanislav, which is not a Japanese name at all.
At home, I watch martial arts movies most of the time. If my mum lets me, that is. My mum has a lot of pain in her joints, and now I have a job. I spend five nights a week in a small but comfortable office at the Suzuki-centre watching the screens (until my left eye begins to water again).
I was told that the camera's watching the Suzuki-centre have 'night-vision'. That reminded me of a scene from 'Silence Of The Lambs' (which is not a martial arts movie, but still pretty cool), so I said "Hey, I can do this". And in the office I would have my own chair, and my very own mug. Not true! It turns out that the guy doing the day-shift just sits in the same chair. And in movies, scenes with 'night-vision' are usually quite spectacular, but on the screens in my office nothing really happens. Although they change the camera-angle every five minutes. And my mug has the Suzuki-logo on it and is a bit chipped.
I decorated the decorated the wall behind the chair in my office with a very cool Bruce Lee poster. A week later someone had drawn a moustache over his face, but Howard says he hadn’t done it.
I want to go to Japan once. But my mum says that the food will be bad for my stomach. I did throw up once, when they had this special Mexican-flavoured burgers at McDonalds.
At home, I watch martial arts movies most of the time. If my mum lets me, that is. My mum has a lot of pain in her joints, and now I have a job. I spend five nights a week in a small but comfortable office at the Suzuki-centre watching the screens (until my left eye begins to water again).
I was told that the camera's watching the Suzuki-centre have 'night-vision'. That reminded me of a scene from 'Silence Of The Lambs' (which is not a martial arts movie, but still pretty cool), so I said "Hey, I can do this". And in the office I would have my own chair, and my very own mug. Not true! It turns out that the guy doing the day-shift just sits in the same chair. And in movies, scenes with 'night-vision' are usually quite spectacular, but on the screens in my office nothing really happens. Although they change the camera-angle every five minutes. And my mug has the Suzuki-logo on it and is a bit chipped.
I decorated the decorated the wall behind the chair in my office with a very cool Bruce Lee poster. A week later someone had drawn a moustache over his face, but Howard says he hadn’t done it.
I want to go to Japan once. But my mum says that the food will be bad for my stomach. I did throw up once, when they had this special Mexican-flavoured burgers at McDonalds.
6 comments:
Oh hi Stanley! I would love to mete you! Specially because I was not at the endowment class, so I would like to see how others do it, before I put my own profile up.
Y'all have one more day!
http://www.blogger.com/profile/06674727110929931309
me thinks me profile is here but me also thinks me's not sure
Japanese Cars suck.....very very very much
Oh, but I like Burce Lee!
But he's dead
Sandocan, listen...
Yamaha is also Japanese.
And, when you think of it, a motorbike is just half a car (having just two wheels and everything).
But LOTR is pretty cool...
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